Amelia’s paper titled “Cookies, Sprinkles and the Sweet History of the First-World Fart” earned her a seat at the same table as the foremost scholars of cookieclasmic research at the Annual Symposium on Desserts in Society, which elated her to the point of involuntarily shouting, “I’m the luckiest man alive!!!!” before shoving four vanilla cupcakes down her shirt and jumping into the chocolate fountain at the center of the conference room.
-Gladys Potter

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