It was at the pawn shop three days after her breakup that Sidney truly regretted not only dating Donatello but also not learning Italian, as the woman behind the counter let her know that the “ancient” “priceless” “parchment” with the “old Italian adage” embroidery that he had given her for their first anniversary was actually a piece of triple ply toilet paper with curlicue flapdoodle scribbled on it.
-Gladys Potter

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