Irredentist/queue

Shirley browsed her phone for the latest pics of turtles smoking cigarettes and cats hugging each other to kill time as she stood in the queue to buy Spice Girls reunion tour tickets, but when she looked up she realized she was actually on a protest line with a bunch of irredentists, fighting for the takeover of the Isle of Diapers, whose embassy was next door.
-Gladys Potter

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