Pseudology/surly

Congressman Flanders grew quite surly when he was accused of being a master of albusdumbledorepseudology and proceeded to boast that he had to go and wash one of his 17 yachts and that his best friend Albus Dumbledore would be hear about this.

–Cindy Capleton

Master of pseudology and disguise, the four-year-old Sally put on a fake moustache and top hat, walked into Bergdorf’s and pretended to be her surly and unusually petite neighbor, Mr. Britches, demanding a refund for “faulty” golden shoelaces purchased yesterday, which she received in cash in full without even having to present the fictitious shoe accessories.
-Gladys Potter

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