Pseudonymous/cow

rtp2201I knew there was something suspicious about that cow after he gave me what may or may not have been the pseudonymous name of Inspector Giggles Frankfurtington. My suspicions certainly cowed my good mood, especially when Inspector Frankfurtington pooped on the living room floor.

-Cindy Capleton

Penelope was cowed by the critics’ scathing reviews of her pseudonymous account of Barack Obama’s first month in office, and though it didn’t stop her ghostwriting career, as a result she now takes on slightly less high profile clients, such as local farmer Betty Bowser who raised the fattest hog in all of Harmon County this year.
-Gladys Potter

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