Paul had a real eureka moment on the set of his 16th erectile dysfunction commercial; as he uttered the bit about an erection lasting more than four hours, he suddenly realized that his agent had been working in cahoots with his ex-wife to get him only ED-, herpes- and diarrhea-related gigs for the rest of his already suffering acting career.
-Gladys Potter

“Eureka! We’re free!” screamed Bear the akita inu as he kicked dirt onto a pile of chewed off leashes with his hind legs. Together with the fellow inus with which he was in cahoots, Bear ran through the streets of Tokyo, only stopping every three blocks or so to rob a Hello Kitty store of all its cat-shaped stuffed animals to use at chew toys.

–Cindy Capleton

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