The Wrinklesville Museum of Modern Art offers a spectrum of guided tours and educational programming, including “A Walk In Time,” a walking tour of the neighborhood where the first cuckoo clock to use a penis-shaped pendulum was invented and “My Quid or Yours?,” a lecture series on our Wrinklesvillian forefathers and the objects they used to chew on while writing laws.
-Gladys Potter

Queen Shingz taxed all of her subjects 50 quid once a year for the “Tassel Tax,” which allowed their queen to purchase a spectrum of boob tassels to add to her already impressive collection.

–Cindy Capleton

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