I gleaned from the fact that Mr. Diapers was perambulating through the autumn leaves at dawn that President Obama had won four more years, since it was customary for him to do as such after long nights of celebratory hijinks.
-Gladys Potter

This morning I made the mistake of perambulating and gleaning at the same time, and found myself smashing face first into a tree and covered in coffee.

–Cindy Capleton

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