While most pubescent boys are rather hirtellous, the teenaged Nigel Diapers possessed what he thought was a scintillating amount of facial hair. His ability to grow a mustache overnight won him the nickname “Scumstache,” which he accepted with pride.

–Cindy Capleton


Even though she had the radiant personality of a scintillating sea creature, Selma couldn’t make up for her hirtellous nether regions, which had the undertones of a Japanese horror film from the 1950s.

-Gladys Potter

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