Winky’s love for spicy sausage gave him a nightly agita and destroyed any chances of narcissism, as his body was greasy, massive, and disgusting.

–Cindy Capleton

Steve’s narcisissm was really getting on Phil’s nerves so Phil devised the perfect way to give his roommate some agita in return: he put a dollop of cottage cheese inside each of Steve’s socks.

~Lady Schwartz

Mr. Sprinkle signed up for ballroom dancing classes with himself, his narcissism bringing him to the point of even paying double for the class and bringing me severe agita that made me kick him in the balls as he dipped himself dramatically to impress the teacher.
-Gladys Potter

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