True/circumspect

Wenis was very circumspect as he studied the sexswing he was building to make sure every angle was level and true. Sue Wenis once for impaling yourself on a wooden penis, shame on him. But sue Wenis twice, shame on you.
–Lady Schwartz

Ever the circumspect worrywart, Queen Shingz took every insane possible scenario into consideration when packing for a trip. However, once her packing was done and her travel arrangements set, she would true the saddle on her unicorn into the shape of Daniel Craig’s crotch and ride freely.

–Cindy Capleton

Due to her circumspect nature, Willie Jane took about three years to decide that yes, she would in fact surprise her husband with the corrective surgery he (and she) needed to true his weiner.
-Gladys Potter

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