The only way Sir Pumpkin Longshanks deems any cat as utile is when the cat also has special lamp powers.

–Cindy Capleton

Phil insisted on using his pencil as a single chopstick but he realized it is much more utile if used for doing crosswords, so he replaced his single chopstick with a tampon which he deemed sufficient for his purposes.
–Lady Schwartz

I deemed you utile with my mind,
I screamed in futile silly rhymes.

-Gladys Potter

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