Seeking revenge on the neighboring strepitous bar that overcharges for appletinis and keeps her up at night, Pringle decided to discreetly pop in on their most crowded nights, pilfer what she can over time and cause its slow death due to depletion of pint glasses and their designated funds.
-Gladys Potter

In an attempt to pilfer a snickers from her local Duane Reade Sprinkles was a little too strepitous with the crinkly wrapper and was caught, so she pooped herself and ran away.
–Lady Schwartz

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