Arms akimbo in a Superman pose, I plunged awkwardly and somehow headfirst into a swimming pool of cerise Jell-o–and when I woke up from my dream, I expected to discover a bowl of the gelatinous treat somewhere in my bedroom, but was disappointed that the only discovery I made was that I’d wet the bed.

–Cindy Capleton

With arms akimbo and a cerise bow in my hair, Priscilla belted out the final “you’re only a day away” as the crowd tentatively cheered while trying to look past the fact that she had pooped her pants in doing so.
-Gladys Potter

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