“Primrose face, sweaty palms, swollen butt–yep, those are the signs that the spleen needs to come out,” Dr. Diapers said in a shaky voice as he pulled on his rubber gloves, and that’s when Pietro began having doubts about the free roadside clinic he decided to visit on a whim.
-Gladys Potter

Martha was thrown into an archaic spleen–a rage so great that she was barely able to contain it–after the staff had laid out primrose bouquets on the table instead of the daffodil arrangement she had discussed earlier. She was so angry that she overturned the entire table and then spent the evening eating chunks of butter and parsley.

–Cindy Capleton

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