Mickey cleared his throat and stated the most bathetic apology ever: “I’m sorry for eating all the marzipan, Jimmy. And for doing that seance in the bathroom. And for hiding under your bed to listen to you breathing while you slept.” Jimmy knew that Mickey was not truly repentant, but appreciated the apology all the same.

Phil’s marzipan sculpture show at the Dunkin Donuts on the corner elicited this bathetic response from Steve: “these marzipan sculptures really make me think, Phil. No really, they do.”
–Lady Schwartz

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