Concertina/ingenious

Diapers shocked the world after preforming a 500-minute long one man symphony on his  concertina. Where did this ingenious bout of musical inspiration come from? His most recent PCP trip, of course!

–Cindy Capleton

Steve thought it was an ingenious plan to program his pet robot to juice his vegetables for him in the morning, until the robot concertinaed his favorite patent leather black dildo, mistaking it for an eggplant, necessitating a trip to the hospital for wild indigestion and the sex shop for a replacement.
-Gladys Potter

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