I suppose it’s no wonder that I’ve been pilloried at work; after all, i did accidentally send an email meant for just my friend to the entire company’s distribution list about my dream last night in which I marched nude in a parade of two-headed zombies as zoomorphic spectators threw dirty butt plugs and peppered popcorn at us.
-Gladys Potter

During a PCP binge Mr. Diapers – a zoomorphic being with a zebra’s body, lizard’s head and eagle’s weiner – is a powerful deity with ability to control the sun and wind. But once the drugs wear off he is a pilloried hobo, licking the insides of old rusty cans for sustenence.
–Lady Schwartz

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