I knew I was in the vicinage of Lady Mendl’s quarters when I saw a poop stained apron on the floor, apparently left there by her after she got so excited about mastering her new scone recipe that she shat herself and had to dash out of the kitchen.
-Gladys Potter

Phil put on Steve’s apron, stood in the vicinage of Steve’s half of the kitchen, and cooked Steve’s famous scrambled eggs with chicken fried rice and pee…and he felt more powerful than he ever felt before.
–Lady Schwartz

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