Matte/stalwart

Wrinkles became even more of stalwart supporter of his favorite performer Janice Devereaux – aka the Hooker with a Fart of Gold – when she added a special touch to her finale: a fine matte golden dust, released from her buns during the last fart of her show, that sprinkled down upon the stage in the shape of a heart.
–Lady Schwartz

To commemorate their winning the three legged race /shot put/pants pooping relay, Stephen and Ralph had a plaque made, with a matte black background and two shining stalwart figures, linked by a potato sack, with a turd bulge in each pant leg and shots at their feet.
-Gladys Potter

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