Tawpie/contrast

There was no denying the contrast between the original Ne’er You Mind prototypes and those more current. Early models, marketed solely to silly tawpies out for nothing but ancient Rome-style shenanigans had to use Elmers glue to attach the anal pastie to his or her nether regions, whereas modern Ne’er You Minds are aimed towards bright young upstarts who prioritize humility and grace – and most importantly, these models now have the patented Peel N Stick backing.
–Lady Schwartz

“Yer all just a bunch of tawpie idiots!” the class nerd, Manny Schmornoff shouted at his classmates. “The only contrast between you and bubble algae is that the algae at least has enough intelligence to evolve!”

–Cindy Capleton

Aunt Jemima was amused by the contrast of Mr. Diapers, a jaded old master, and his anal tassel composition workshop students, bright-eyed little tawpies.
-Gladys Potter

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