“No need to feel solicitous, my darling,” cooed Diapers, stroking Mrs. Diapers on the head the way he would a labradoodle. “My tractate on the conspiracy theories of the US government is totally accurate. Everyone knows they were hiding that Ne’er You Mind farm from the public for years–I’m simply bringing this to the public once again.”

–Cindy Capleton

Herbert wasn’t feeling very solicitous after hearing Morton’s latest Juicyfruit vs Big Red tractate but he responded anyway by saying,”yes, yes, very interesting, I see” in a comically amused voice whilst stroking his imaginary skinny mustache.
–Lady Schwartz

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