Subitize/biodegradable

One glance at the pile of garbage in the town dump and I subitized that there had to be over a million tons of discarded pooped-upon nipple clamps, biodegradable potato chip bags, piss-filled ketchup bottles and various stinky cheeses, all to an exhilarating aromatic effect. I bottled the scent and became a kajillionaire.
–Lady Schwartz

I subitized that there were 689 Bruce’s Buttplugsâ„¢ in the landfill, though the commercials claim they are biodegradable.
-Gladys Potter

The contest: to subitize the amount of M&Ms in the office jar. The prize: a month’s worth of biodegradable Ne’er You Minds!

–Cindy Capleton

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