One glance at the pile of garbage in the town dump and I subitized that there had to be over a million tons of discarded pooped-upon nipple clamps, biodegradable potato chip bags, piss-filled ketchup bottles and various stinky cheeses, all to an exhilarating aromatic effect. I bottled the scent and became a kajillionaire.
I subitized that there were 689 Bruce’s Buttplugs™ in the landfill, though the commercials claim they are biodegradable.
The contest: to subitize the amount of M&Ms in the office jar. The prize: a month’s worth of biodegradable Ne’er You Minds!