Ingeminate/incorrigible

Being unable to ingeminate the point enough for her parents to believe her, Petunia had to set up a hidden camera to catch the family pet lizard maliciously and meticulously taking shits on all of her prized possessions to show how incorrigible he is and that the only place for him is in the wild where he can poop freely on whatever or whomever he chooses.
-Gladys Potter

Cranston ingeminated his presentation’s thesis: “So that is why, after many months of incorrigible research and analysis, I believe that Nigel Diapers should become the next head of the IMF…and you don’t like it, then you can suck it!” The lesson Cranston learned that day? Never give a final presentation while on PCP.

–Cindy Capleton

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