OMR often thinks that he can belittle me with his altiloquent speeches, but I can’t take anyone wearing swan wings seriously.

–Cindy Capleton

Periwinkle was an expert at belittling his coworkers at the Fart Factory with altiloquent diatribes and eluding work with masterful excuses, but he wasn’t as good at embezzlement, for which he got caught and subsequently banned from ever working in the fart manufacturing industry again.
-Gladys Potter

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