I recoiled when the fulcrum snapped — but who wouldn’t? — it was supposed to be supporting a Great Dane-sized raccoon statue!

–Cindy Capleton

The audience gasped, recoiled, even threw up that fateful night at the sideshow when the fulcrum buckled under the weight of the world’s fattest bearded woman who, as she fell from her aerial act, exposed her second beard, if you know what I mean.
-Gladys Potter

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