Numen/pay dirt

Diapers literally fell into a fancy pay dirt when he learned that with enough pressure, some magical properties, and the right amount of movement, his diapers actually produced diamond-encruseted Ne’er You Minds–with this numen, he could become the highest of all diaper-clad deities in the history of diapers!

–Cindy Capleton

I really hit pay dirt when I convinced the locals that my dog’s poop was actually a magical numen that cures cellulite.
-Gladys Potter

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