No amount of replenished fard could make something as gremlin-like as Diapers attractive on the outside–it’s a good thing his beautiful soul is all we really care about.

–Cindy Capleton

Mr. Macaroni was in charge of T-shirt design for the launch of his wife’s (cosmetics tycoon Mrs. Macaroni) new anti-wrinkle self-tanning spf 15 foundation, and she was quite pleased to see that he had gone with an image of a public bus crowded with tan, wrinkle free, wincing supermodels with the caption, “Who farded???!?”
-Gladys Potter

I felt a need to replenish the critics dwindling interest in my stage career so I reinvented my classic, timeless role in the world of musical revue – now, I am the “The Hooker with a Fard of Gold,” complete with shimmering golden powder, bronzer and gilt-toned hairdye.
–Lady Schwartz

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One Response to Fard/replenish

  1. omr says:

    lol. fard.

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