In junior high school, I had a huge crush on a boy named Jacob and got him to reciprocate
my love the old fashion way: with a good tormentin’ and teasin’. He grew more and more exacerbated with the agnomen I gave him (Needle dick), until he finally gave in and took me to see the 1999 hit film, The Sixth Sense.
–Cindy Capleton
Phil’s use of Steve’s hated agnomen “Steve the Serial Masturbator” was only exacerbated by Steve’s incessant jerking off.
–Lady Schwartz
The fact that he forgot to cover up his poop that smelled so bad you could see it only exacerbated the shame he felt about his agnomen, Poopman, made even worse by his given name, Stinks.
-Gladys Potter
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