Few are aware that as an ephebe freshly out of archeology school Nigel Diapers searched for -and found! – evidence of life on Pluto during a month-long cave dwelling expedition, but he quit after bumping into the same damn stalactite for the third time, as it was a clear sign that the world was not only out to get him, but wanted him to walk the earth in a diaper.
~Lady Schwartz

I used to smoke weed with a useless ephebe
who would contemplate caves and stalactites.
Would you ever agree, said he unto me,
to spelunk? I said: I think I might.

-Obese mountain ranger

An old adage about New York City: never trust the first handsome ephebe you meet, for he may murder you with a home-grown stalactite.

–Cindy Capleton

Is that a stalactite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, ephebe?
-Gladys Potter

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