What most people don’t know about sloths is that they can actually luxate their jaws and swallow entire bags of M&Ms in one gulp. How disgusting!

–Cindy Capleton

The reason the sloth gave up sports for lounging around and eating isn’t because of laziness but rather a horrific water polo accident that caused him to luxate his buttbone and give up his life as a devoted sportsman.
-Gladys Potter

The sloth then damn-near luxated his hip bones whilst performing an impressive move involving an aerial split, a lit cigarette and a stack of Encyclopedia Britannicas, proving that the per-hour amount charged for his services was actually quite reasonable, considering.

~Lady Schwartz

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