Rabbit Frank seethed about the race against his chelonian enemy, Turtle Tom, insisting: “That bastard won because he was on steroids!”

–Cindy Capleton


Steve, finally pooping after complaining to Phil that he had a chelonian-head poking out, seethed over the fact that Phil took his sweet time peeing before letting him in the bathroom.

~Lady Schwartz

As I left the beauty parlor in my green pantsuit, I was seething; though I asked for a trim, the stylist left me bald and looking like an upright chelonian with boobs!
-Gladys Potter

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