Though I wasn’t entirely surprised, I was somewhat disappointed to find the ruck of explicit magazines under the mattress of my teenaged son, Mr. Nigel Diapers.
-Gladys Potter

Mr. Diapers was so taken with the slutty old lady screaming a ruck of obscenities on the streetcorner that he responded with his own explicit message: his bare butt.
-Lady Schwartz

“Who cares if there’s a ruck of explicit words on the new Wu Tang album? I just need to live my god damn life!” screamed my 4-year-old, Tobias.

–Cindy Capleton

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