Conniption/sprint

To avoid conniption after learning that someone had stolen my favorite banana peeler, I sprinted to the nearest bodega and bought 20 more.
-Gladys Potter

After sprinting 2 miles to catching up with the nearest ice cream truck, I was thrown into a conniption of epic proportion after discovering that he had sold out of chocolate sprinkles.

–Cindy Capleton

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