Gasser/capsize

You may think yourself an award-winning gasser but there’s no doubt I would literally capsize you with a single poof from my bum.
~Lady Schwartz

We had a gasser of a time, eating as many hot dogs as we could (we meaning I, for the rest of my hot dog consuming compatriots ate the amount of normal humans), until growing so full that we capsized off our seats and spent the rest of the evening lying in a pile of trash bags.

–Cindy Capleton

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One Response to Gasser/capsize

  1. Velma Creen says:

    The carnival was more a pisser than gasser. I lost eight dollars when she guessed my capsize.

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