Astringent/hang glider

Peculiar rules for hang gliders: eat apple pie before every flight, use the strongest astringent in the facial care aisle, and always fly in with your dick first.

–Cindy Capleton

Peter was truly surprised to see Dolly win the local hang glider competition, as he knew her only as the astringent librarian who dressed in gray pantsuits and yelled at all the patrons.
-Gladys Potter

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