Cant/albatross

There’s nothing I hate more than an albatross, for all those winged creeps do is cant at high volumes and poop on my picnics.
-Gladys Potter

“Take the albatross for example,” said Professor Weinster, his cadence quickly turning into a childlike cant. “They get no respect and yet they’re the smartest birds this side of the Eastern seaboard!” 

–Cindy Capleton

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One Response to Cant/albatross

  1. Velma Creen says:

    The auditorium is filled to capacity with stoic attendees, not quite knowing what to expect. Carrying a fresh carcass on a decorative platter, I rove throughout the aisles and relentlessly cant, “Albatross. Albatross”. But, alas, no takers.

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