Diapers didn’t see a morceau of capital resulting from his profitable bedazzled butt tassel business because his ex-wife Lady Schwartz ran off to California with his heart and his credit cards.
-Gladys Potter

The capital did not see it coming when Diapers himself showed up at City Hall, his cheeks full of morceaus of coffee cake and the American flag wrapped around him like a loincloth.

–Cindy Capleton

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