At first, Dolphin Henry vilipended the pod of lady dolphins, yelling obscenities and rolling his eyes; then, quick as lightning, he lunged at the pod and received the biggest bitch slap of his entire life. 

–Cindy Capleton

Mid-Rice Krispie Treat Making, Prinky exclaimed, “Don’t you ever, EVER villipend me again, you dirty dog you!” as she lunged toward Malcolm (who had just criticized her recipe) with spatula covered in scalding melted marshmallow.

-Gladys Potter

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