Cordate/affection

If  anyone gives me anything cordated, glittery, or pink today as a means of expressing affection, I’m going to toss it to the subway rats at the Steinway station!

–Cindy Capleton

 

‘Twas because of his cordate butt that Lady Mendl gave up lesbianism to vie for the affection of Mr. Nigel Diapers.

-Gladys Potter

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