“Mull it over, Chanterelle!” said Sedusa, Queen of the wigs. “If you go into that courtroom to depone that you met Princess Tiki at Dunkin Donuts that night, you could lose your Drag Ball crown forever!”

–Cindy Capleton


Well, I do solemnly depone before god and his holy ghosts that without even mulling it over I know I saw and what I saw was Mr. Diapers and Lady Mendly eating fondue in the nude by candlelight last night!

-Gladys Potter

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