Professor Bimskerss was forced to give her favorite student a D- on his final screed: she would have overlooked the 16 pt. Wingdings font, and the 2 pages worth of gibberish (it was supposed to be a 30 page dissertation on this history of the katana), but she could not ignore his prologue: a page-sized photograph of a cat sailing through space on a keyboard.

–Cindy Capleton

George Clooney had prepared the scathing screed about his mortal enemy Richard Simmons to read as his acceptance speech for Best Beard at the annual Femmy Awards, but his attempt at defamation of character backfired as he mistakenly let out a fart at the podium–a most unplanned and debilitating prologue.
Gladys Potter

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