It doesn’t matter what kind of traumatic ordeals you experienced in the Mr. Diapers School of Martial Arts–that kind of harrowing and erratic training should give you a heterotelic separation of soul from body. Sensei Diapers has that influence on even the strongest of warriors.
Ode to the heterotelic moon that lights nighttime ordeals
but is there to remind me to pick up a yo-yo
on my way home