Mr. Diapers’ laryngitis forced him to cause quite the solecism at the ballet as he coughed and hacked all over the orchestra; however, the poop he left in his seat was not a breach of manners, but his usual modus operandi.

–Cindy Capleton

“Irregardless of the facts at hand—-” I said, then stopped myself in utter embarrassment, hoping that my laryngitis-induced whisper had camouflaged my ugly solecism at the Iowa caucus.
-Gladys Potter


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