Moot/demarcate

Whether Mr. Diapers was trying to demarcate his territory or simply had an accident is moot now, since he’s presently passed out in our garbage can and unable to speak; all that matters now is how we are going to clean up his poop from our yard without throwing up.

-Gladys Potter

“Exactly how we demarcate your half of the toilet from mine is moot. All I know is that I don’t want my pee mingling with yours,” said Paul to his roommate Patrick.
~Lady Schwartz

Jankers the Dugong knew that he had demarcated his own standards when he trapped himself in a moot argument with his landlord, Sacks the Squid, by stating: “Hell, Sacks! If you don’t want me checking out your daughter’s cheerleading squad, then you can just throw me out!”

–Cindy Caplezone

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One Response to Moot/demarcate

  1. wrightless smalls says:

    It seems my lines of demarcation are a moot point, as you disregard them, shoving your disgusting finger near my face, encouraging a punch to the neck in return.

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