Before retiring to permanent hobohood, Mr. Diapers attained his PhD in etiology in magical worlds from the University of Wriklearia. The program was chockablock with weirdos and magic-believers, so Diapers naturally felt very at home.
I suppose I wasn’t entirely surprised to hear that Mr. Diapers had pursued the etiology of the planets during his time at Yale, since he’d always be muttering something about the universe under his wine breath, but I thought it more likely that he’d have taken up heroin, since his veins were always chockablock with it (as well as his pants chockblock of pee).
His brain chockablock with PCP, Mr. Diapers failed his Etiology of Unicorn Sightings in Modern Day Guam final. His dreams of graduating from Yale were squandered, and so his degree is from the School of Hard Knocks.