Jaundiced/attract

“Now class,” said Professor Butts. “I won’t be having any jaundiced decisions being made in this vote. I know Massy Cronkite sought to attract your ballots by giving out free cupcakes and boob-peeks, but that’s no reason to make her your homecoming queen.”

–Cindy CapletonĀ 

Neighborhood hobo Mr. Diapers felt less attracted to his dog, Sir Buttsalot, once he realized that the skinny animal’s yellow eyes were jaundiced, and not filled with gold.

~Lady Schwartz

Sprinky attracts many with his glowing skin, jaundiced from spray-tan, and twinkling eyes full of hope, but his heart belongs only to Crinkles the runaway pony he met on the Kennedy campaign.
-Gladys Potter

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One Response to Jaundiced/attract

  1. wrightless smalls says:

    The most beautiful pink attracts a jaundiced attack here and there, but in general it is either appreciated for it’s mystical nature or ignored altogether.

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