“And so, jury, as you sit in this courtroom and try to determine whether my client’s alibi was true or merely fabricated, I attest that it is irrefragable. No soul on this earth can dispute that at the time of Lady Mendl’s unfortunate demise, he was sipping tea in the next room whilst receiving a mind-blowing handjob from the Senator.”
~Lady Schwartz

Too unusual to fabricate, the irrefragable truth is that he has eyes for testicles and testicles for eyes.
-Gladys Potter

There was no fabricating a story to save himself, and Sir Mendl knew that he was toast when the irrefragable photos of himself and Cocoa–a transexual stripper–eating Twinkies together and holding hands with each other on Fire Island surfaced.

–Cindy Capleton 

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