On Thursday, Bernard’s older brother inculcated him with the teachings of four-letter words and fart noises, which made for an interesting day at pre-school on Friday.
Every week Harv liked to take on a different intellectual pursuit. Last Thursday he took on the history of dildos – specifically dildo-making. This week he inculcated himself on the past, present and future of the bra industry.
A short excerpt from Cindy Capleton’s Diary:
Today is Thursday. Soon, I will be at school so I can be inculcated by my favorite professor who makes us massage our ears before class. I am wearing a letterman sweater. But I forgot to put pants on. Will anyone notice? Probably not.