Michele arrived home to find Marcus chugging The Lord Above’s Potion to Eradicate Homosexual Tendencies he had purloined from his workplace (The Lord Above’s Center for Homo Healing), at which point they skirmished a bit, not because Michele believed this revealed her husband’s closeted homosexuality (clearly he was drinking it solely for the priopism side effects) but rather because she was disappointed in his disobeying the Ten Commandments.
After a short water balloon skirmish between troops from Wrikleralia and Buttsville, representatives from both countries were sent to resolve the mysterious purloin of whoopee cushions from the Toys R Us that runs along the border.
Supermarket manager Rory McBuns was so sure that the fat man had shoved a ham under his trench coat that he refused to let him leave the grocery store, causing a skirmish involving himself, the fat man and the fat man’s midget friend Larry. In the tousle Larry let out a spectacular fart and the purloined ham fell to the floor with a thud having ripped through the back of his tiny little pants. Never at a loss for words Larry shrugged and said, “I wanted to see what it was like to have a ham up my ass. Not bad.”